Merry Christmas to all!

A Year Without A Santa Claus

I'm mister White Christmas
I'm mister snow
I'm mister icicle
I'm mister 10 below

Friends call me snow miser
whatever I touch
turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much

I never want to know a day that's over 40 degrees
I rather have it 30, 20, 5 and have it freeze

I'm mister Green Christmas
I'm mister sun
I'm mister heat blister
I'm mister 101

Friends call me heat miser
whatever I touch
starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much

I never want to know a day that's under 60 degrees
I rather have 80, 90, 100 degrees!